• Best commute of my life this evening.

    Riding along Theobolds Road and some yummy mummy pulls out in front of me - whatever, that shit happens in London. Oh look, she's on her phone - whatever, that shit happens in London. Oh hey, two police officers walking along the road, oh hey we've stopped at a red light - I hail them over - surely this woman will realise before it's too late - no, she's still on the phone.

    As the policeman walks into the road to accost her, I tap on the window and ask why she's on the phone. She gives me the finger, I motion for her to turn around - she does so and sees the officer. The light goes green and I leave them both there. Lolz all the way East.

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