What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Is that SFW?

That did make me chuckle.

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It is at my work.

I didn't actually see the, er, details because I was on my phone. I'll try linking it instead...

Iggy's Details, new band name.

He dresses to the right, that question finally answered...

Jim's Gonads, Shirley?

Osterberg's Orchids.

needs a list

perfect for moving supplies for the craft gin distillery.

Only way bike/sidecar can be acceptable:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Qa0Np0EtI

The QR changes sides...

good spot!

Beard oil vendor.

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Does he squeeze it out of his beard? With his hands?

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The Daily Mail's take on beard oil vendor - Former Muslim extremist jailed for firebombing now sells organic beard oil to hipsters at £15 a time

You'd think he'd have a better beard.

I was thinking the same, he's driving potential customers away with that pot scrubber.

Too long and lustrous and polis would still have man pegged as a terrorist.

With my NI accent, maybe I should rethink the current growth in that case. Or maybe it will serve as a double negative?

Beardy + white = "on trend"
Beardy + non-white = "terrrrrrist"

You're fine.

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Where does a trilby-wearing, brown, beard-oil selling firebomber fit in this equation? On-trend trrrrist?