Football

What do you have to put to lose £15m? online games return 90 odd % I think

Milner is mister clean cut and along with Lallana will be on > £40k a week.

Henderson maybe.

At 90%
15 returns 13.5, returns 12.15, 10.9 etc

Add up all the stakes and you will get about 150.

Total stakes played = amount you enter the casino with/house margin (15/0.1)

Charlie Adam? Aaron Ramsey?

Looks like about 96% return on the online games. 15/0.04 = 375

might have just put 15m on Liverpool winning the league tho.

Ozil

Imagine for one second that it would be St Steven Gerrard...

Played in the top four..

man utd being investigated over the paul pogba transfer
wonder if they should get hmrc to have a look too

His agent seems to be one slimy cunt

How the hell is it right that he alledgedly 'earnt' £41m from the Pogba deal?

He's also Lukaku's agent I believe

he represented
juventus
man united
AND
pogba

charging agents fees to all three no doubt

Isn't he also Zlatan's agent?

next you'll be telling me he's mourihnos agent

fucking murky world isn't it

are the agents ripping off the clubs and players
or are the clubs and players and agents ripping of the fans

So he cost £89m

So did Juve only get £48m then or was the deal actually £137m?

All well fuckin dodgy...of baconface proportions

does meltdown get a kick back from the agent for paying over the odds for a player

£40mn we'll give you nowt
£60mn we'll make a payment to your dog for that oh so expensive doghouse he's always wanted
£80mn we'll get your dog the doghouse and employ your wife on a million a year for the next 5 years, but she needn't turn up for work, just like that french politicians wife

all allegedly of course

Nice to see Man United embroiled in shit

Allegedly

Wasn't an agent representing more than one party banned a while ago. I'm sure I remember there was a point when agents were quitting, working for a second party, getting paid and then quitting again, going back to the first party and getting paid from them.

How does one get a job as an agent. A couple of deals like that and I could start thinking of retirement.

A friend of a friend is an agent. It's a lot of work looking after all of the needy players. Went skiing with him and he was on the phone for ~5 hours a day (even though he was on holiday). He is stinking rich though.

Turns off phone and retires...