Hoke's L96

🎉👏🎉👏🎉👏🎉👏🎉

Nearly 5 months of waiting patiently...for a damn seatmast!

'Fixed gear, no brakes, can't stop, don't want to!'

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Cracking

You can't mention that word in here

I'll place a fiver on it not being in the country by the end of next week.

Assuming @HoKe hasn't ridden it yet it should be fine...

@branwen and @sumo you're both dead to me!

#mypainistheinternethumour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZVX7hxJYQ

Fixed gear, no seatmast, can't sit, don't want to! ;-)

Sweepstake starts now, bet bet bet, bet now..

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit

@amey wins bike build race

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj 1 seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"
Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"
Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.
Haveo - Look has sent you a roll of ductape, a handful of zipties and a piece of paper with a smiley face on it

Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.

Much poignant, many questionings, satiricals of culture.

BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating pork bun eating

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"
Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.
Haveo - Look has sent you a roll of ductape, a handful of zipties and a piece of paper with a smiley face on it
señor - Loses it on the way home from the post office. Resets the 5 month clock.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"
Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.
Haveo - Look has sent you a roll of ductape, a handful of zipties and a piece of paper with a smiley face on it
señor - Loses it on the way home from the post office. Resets the 5 month clock.
Coldharbour - all arrives in good time, turns out seat mast sits above min insertion point, 10mm too low. Knee flairs up, sells bike, buys Audi, hates cyclist, moans about road Tax.

Cazakstan - Seatpost delayed and doesn't arrive until late August.
TomvanHalen - a seatpost arrives on time but it's the wrong one
dj - seatpost arrives and bike doesn't fit
Turtlerecall - look send an almost complete L96 frameset, the only thing missing is the seat clamp.
jambon - seat 'mast' arrives on time and fits correctly but Hoke's piles worsen and can't sit on saddle.
Scilly.Suffolk - CRACK
PhilDAS - they send it with Yodel, you wait in all day but they don't knock. Instead leaving it in your "safe place" by which they mean next to a wheelie bin
BN - Everything arrives on time and fits perfectly, but Ho decides to quit track and take up competitive pie eating
Tijmen - A pro-Brexit customs officer breaks it and adds a note that says "Buy British!"
Tibbs - Arrives, fitted, instagrammed, liked, scroll to next pic in feed.
Haveo - Look has sent you a roll of ductape, a handful of zipties and a piece of paper with a smiley face on it
señor - Loses it on the way home from the post office. Resets the 5 month clock.
Coldharbour - all arrives in good time, turns out seat mast sits above min insertion point, 10mm too low. Knee flairs up, sells bike, buys Audi, hates cyclist, moans about road Tax.
Turkish - Seatmast arrives on time, but 1 day later a forumenger that lives near Hoke posts a sale ad for the exact mast he needed that he 'had in his parts bin for 6 months'