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Yowsers! It's just a mug, breath deep, don't let the sight of tinware turn you into a cup crushing, bloody goo drinking evil bastard. But then again you could just blame it on austerity Britain and the impending doom of Brexit if you get found out. Anyways I'm off to light the campfire and enjoy a hot tasty beverage from my ...... mug.
On the one hand, I've realised I've spent quite a while arguing about enamel mugs with strangers on the internet, and I should probably just accept that people have their own preferences and leave it at that.
But on the other hand, I reckon it's best to have a more assertive strategy. To that end, if I ever see you with an enamel mug I'll rip it out of your hands, destroy it in a car crusher, murder you, blend your corpse into a thin gruel and sip it out of a PLASTIC MUG, singing the "Enamel mug cunt is dead" song just I've written.