• Had a run in with one of those messenger scooter nobs this morning. He thought it was a great idea to push me out the way when waiting for the lights in the ASZ. When I pointed out the 4/5 scooters/motorbikes waiting in the correct area compared to his very wrong and illegal positioning, his response was 'you can tell me what to do when you pay road tax'. We all know what came next - explanation of VED, highway code etc. Goes without saying I got told to f**k off before he sped away only to reveal the big L stuck on his number plate. What. A. Plum.

  • I don't bother trying to explain this anymore. They're never happy to hear it. I just say, I've got a car at home that I've paid my tax on. Then I get the "Fuck off" in first and ride off.

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