• Transcript of pleb on a scooter on the way home today.

    SP = Scooter prick.

    Me in right hand lane to go straight, approaching lights
    Sp comes charging up, come really close then stops behind car
    M wtf you doing, why did you go so close
    Sp why are you in this lane
    M cus I need to go straight on and am allowed to
    M cycles to asl
    Sp wot
    M stops in asl
    Sp stops beside me in asl
    Sp why did you say wot
    M I didn't say wot
    Sp yes you did
    M no you said wot
    Sp do you think I'm a boy
    M what are you talking about, why where you so fucking close to me you prick
    Sp don't ride in the middle of the lane
    M I can if I want
    Sp haven't even got any lights on
    M it's not dark
    Sp yeah but it will get dark
    M well then I will put lights on
    lights change green
    M after you
    Sp no after you
    M cycles away
    Sp PUSSY
    while driving away

    Couldn't help but laugh as he rode off at full speed on the wrong side of the road... best thing you can do after telling someone off for their cycling (wrongly) is to then ride off like a twat.

    Thick dickhead.

  • Sp haven't even got any lights on
    M it's not dark
    Sp yeah but it will get dark
    M well then I will put lights on

    10/10.

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