Disc brakes are dead

Really? I've heard speak of Denmark as a veritable paradise of being able to leave gold plated Colnagos in the street tied up with only a wisp of a virgin maiden's hair and returning to find that they've not only been un-stolen but that kindly natives have degreased your drivetrain and inflated your tyres for you. Truly, I am saddened and disappointed if you are telling me this is not an accurate reflection of reality.

Srs though-can't be worse than the UK where it's double Krypto everywhere as a matter of course.