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Wot?

gayboons. what can i say, these things happen. the bum cancer reveal is a bit of a downer tho. poor dudes.

Anal cancer? Dresses? That picture? Wot?

that picture
you can tell he's a gayer

Not sure why, but baboon pic makes me think of @>>>>>>

transparant cutler and gross spex potatochop in 3... 2...

Don't forget the vape.

and supleme lid.

The Garden Bridge is dead. Finally.

Hurrah. Colossal waste. Just a dreadful vanity project for London

comment from bbc transport correspondent at the start of the month:

This is 40 pages of brutal, uncompromising criticism of nearly every part of the once flagship Garden Bridge project. I can't remember reading a report so damning of a transport project.
Procurement, finances, business cases, value for money, previous mayors, deputy mayors and transport officials get an absolutely withering assessment.

sounds fun.

No prospect of any prosecutions of wliful/negligent spending of public funds?
The members of the Garden Bridge Trust need a day in the stocks.

What the fuck did I just read?

The Garden Bridge is dead. Finally.

this story continues to delivar.

apols for torygraph link.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/fyre-festival-instagram-friendly-music-event-12000-tickets-turns/

Ark ship 'B' self selectors.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Golgafrincham

Not going to link but Daily Mail's headline includes "like Rich Kids of Instagram meets Lord of the Flies".

^ Perfect recipe for Schadenfreude

to be fair, it looks like they're just experiencing the general shitness of festivals but with the added bonus of $20,000 ticket price.

not that anyone being punched or mugged is ok any day of the week. except for nazis. it's always ok to punch those dicks.

Yeah you have to punch nazis there really bad. Ok Lets all punch nazis guys any day of the week ok

Oh look, it's this top arsehole. How refreshing.

/Waves
//They're

Lumley on the Garden Bridge:

Lumley told the Times the project had been politicised. “There was so much negativity about this £60m of public money,” she said. “All we heard was £60m, £60m, £60m. But . . . it’ll work out at about 32p a person in the UK. It’s not as if we’re stealing bread from people."

Fuck off. I can think of far better things that my 32p can be spent on rather than a fancy project in London that I'll never use and have my mobile tracked while on the fucking thing.

Such as:

1. NHS
   
2. Decent rolling stock on the railways rather than hand-me-downs from other services
   
3. Welfare
   
4. Job creation outside of London and the South East.
   
   

I still really liked her in Sapphire and Steel mind you...

You're forgetting the then £3.4 million a year for upkeep.

£60m, 32p a person.

I make that 187,500,000 people in the UK.

yes, it's c. 92p pp