This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Transcript of pleb on a scooter on the way home today.

SP = Scooter prick.

Me in right hand lane to go straight, approaching lights
Sp comes charging up, come really close then stops behind car
M wtf you doing, why did you go so close
Sp why are you in this lane
M cus I need to go straight on and am allowed to
M cycles to asl
Sp wot
M stops in asl
Sp stops beside me in asl
Sp why did you say wot
M I didn't say wot
Sp yes you did
M no you said wot
Sp do you think I'm a boy
M what are you talking about, why where you so fucking close to me you prick
Sp don't ride in the middle of the lane
M I can if I want
Sp haven't even got any lights on
M it's not dark
Sp yeah but it will get dark
M well then I will put lights on
lights change green
M after you
Sp no after you
M cycles away
Sp PUSSY
while driving away

Couldn't help but laugh as he rode off at full speed on the wrong side of the road... best thing you can do after telling someone off for their cycling (wrongly) is to then ride off like a twat.

Thick dickhead.