• I heard someone shouting behind me as I was coming around Parliament Square today. Turned out it was a scooter rider, shouting about me not riding in the cycle lane. I explained that I wasn't under any obligation to use it and he replied "oh yeah, so can I stop in the bike box at the traffic lights then?". I explained that no he couldn't, as that'd be illegal.

    He then rode off shouting about how cyclists want it both ways and calling me an arsehole.

    I'm ashamed to say I called him a cunt in front of lots of tourists.

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