• I heard someone shouting behind me as I was coming around Parliament Square today. Turned out it was a scooter rider, shouting about me not riding in the cycle lane. I explained that I wasn't under any obligation to use it and he replied "oh yeah, so can I stop in the bike box at the traffic lights then?". I explained that no he couldn't, as that'd be illegal.

    He then rode off shouting about how cyclists want it both ways and calling me an arsehole.

    I'm ashamed to say I called him a cunt in front of lots of tourists.

  • You haven't been to London unless you've heard someone get called a cunt, I'm sure they were expecting it.
    ¯\ (ツ)

  • You haven't been to London unless you've heard someone get called a cunt, I'm sure they were expecting it.

    ¯\ (ツ) /¯

    I rode through London last week for the first time in ages (Barnet - Lewisham) and had a black cab driver call be me a "Farkin Cahnt". Nearly hugged him.

    Other observations :-
    Lemming like nature of most cyclists to ride to the front of queues - past cyclists who've overtaken them, undertaking buses/hgv's, through narrow gaps between hgv's with no line of site etc etc
    The shit track stand to a wobble through a red light brigade.
    Buses suck.

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