• The prize of comfortable middle agedness.

    Christ, I've only just turned 31. Have I peaked too soon?

  • I was 30 when we moved into our suburban semi. Don't fret it. We're still cool. Just a different kind of cool.

    The kind where we panic when someone mentions that our new driveway might deteriorate with use.

  • That's my new aim in life,
    post-Brexit vote,
    upsetting the prototypical Daily Mail readership one driveway at a time.

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