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Only flowers come out of their exhausts

Their bile, ironically, acts as a catalytic converter.

Cabbies are like fish in that they constantly produce and emit urea to take away toxic compounds that build up in their bodies, this urea acts on the exhaust to turn it into a harmless fertiliser that will endow Londons parks and window boxes with doubled growth.

From January 2018, no new black cab or private hire vehicle will be licensed to operate in London if it has a diesel engine.
All new cabs in 2018 must also be capable of at least 30 miles of zero-emission range.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39487307

So it looks like a bunch of uppity Christians have got a bee in their bonnet that the National Trust didn't get into the spirit of relentlessly perpetuating their cultural appropriate of pagan symbolism through the medium of hypercommercialisation of confectionery.

#parklife

Didn't Christianity come to us via Europe? Won't it be ditched under Brexit plans?

You could feel the outrage growing throughout that piece.

It seems that National Trust have now "backed down" so the mouth-frothers are are claiming a moral victory for common sense. I'm seeing it as a victory for short-sighted, bedwetting pissbabies.

The British Humanist Association (BHA) described the issue as a "storm in an eggcup".

rep.

Tomorrow's newscycle: May condemns BHA for replacing tea in popular British phrase.

The BHA is going to egg May on about this...

Etc etc

Hmm chocolate :)

Jeremy Corbyn gave what seems to have been intended as a key speech today. Needless to say, there was a corbynspicracy by the media to avoid reporting it in favour of headscarf issues and Easter eggs, and where it couldn't be avoided, a row was reported.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/apr/04/khan-promises-worlds-first-ultra-low-emission-zone-to-tackle-londons-lethal-air-politics-live?page=with:block-58e37ce0e4b007e8557f2941#block-58e37ce0e4b007e8557f2941

Judging from a correction issued by Labour, his wording was imprecise.

The Livingstone thing yesterday and today has also overshadowed it to some extent.

corbynspicracy

Do you believe it to be an organisation conspiracy between the media to avoid reporting?

They've been trying to get out of reporting for a while now, I think they'd much rather be growing orchids or collecting stamps. Corbyn's just a golden opportunity.

Wait ... why are you asking questions about the conspiracy? Eh?

In New York there are plenty of hybrid cabs and ubers. Such a pleasant feeling just gliding noiselessly trough traffic.

And in Paris.

Every now and then as a pedestrian you'll get a few second where there are just a few electric cars wafting by and no fossil fuel engines, the peace is amazing.

dat pepsi ad...

The Celts came to Britain from Europe, possibly from somewhere near Brussels.

forrin cunts came to Britain from Europe

Ukiptfy

The Celts came to Britain from Europe, possibly from somewhere near Brussels.

Right but that's different because we all share the same Christian Anglo-Saxon heritage.

As far as I know, Christianity displaced the original Celtic beliefs in Ireland (the Island)

Read the Tain / Ulster Cycle and see how near the end they tried to make Cuhullain meet St Patrick, Christians reboot job.

Everyone always forgets about the poor Jutes.

Out of curiosity, do you have a connection to Ireland?

I live in Belfast, NI since 2004.