• Not sure if this belongs here or not (perhaps, if bad meaning good)

    I was filtering to the front of a massive line of cars in a single lane, I was in a cycle lane. As I approached the traffic lights there is a right turn into a supermarket but there is no space for two lanes so if somebody is in a car waiting to turn right everyone behind has to wait.

    Shitty Mondeo man didn't want to wait to go straight on so was angled at 45% across the cycle lane with a bike half under the bumper and the cyclists calling him a cunt stood on the pavement (the motorists would have needed to mount the pavement to get round the car in front). Anyway, there was lots of shouting from both motorists and cyclists but it had started to die down. The cyclists retrieved his undamaged looking bike and was about to get on his way when the motorist decided now (when it was all over) is the moment to discuss it sensibility, in the street and gets out of his car and starts marching toward the cyclist.

    The cyclists who is your jeans and old mountain bike type is about 6,6 and must have weight 20stone was more than happy to meet him half way, drops his bike and dance over to mondeo and clocks him with the most effective punch I've ever seen live, mondeo man is on his arse in the blink of an eye with a bloody noise. I have to admit I let out a little cheer.(my bad, as they say)

    The cyclist gets on his way and mondeo man had driven off by the time I left.

    Saturday morning in Gosport!

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