Football

Paolo Ladyfirs

Nice.

Scheneiderlin
McCarthy
Coleman
Lukaku
Funes Mori
Besic

Calvert-Lewin, Pennington and Holgate to start.

All out. Can't remember the last derby we actually fielded a full team

Excuses in early...

Not all clubs have billionaire gangsters to bankroll them

You do know how you're new owner made his money don't you?

Indeed. Shame it's on at a ridiculous hour. No chance of watching it myself

People smuggling, yes I know

I hear that's a pretty lucrative business these days...

@Pistanator Big Rom will start according to the club twitter feed. It is a very young team.

Indeed; some migrants even get smuggled to Australia.

It is a very young team.

Sounds a little Arsenal 2005-2017

Don't think I'll manage to stay up for the Palace game if I've gotta sit through 90mins of the Kopite Klasikooo... Zzzzzzzzz...

I'd take a top four finish like Arsenal managed 2005-2016 😉

No chance... Next season, eh, la'?

I'd take a top four finish like Arsenal managed 2005-2016 😉

I am sure you would...for the first few years, but after a while you would aspire to doing better, expectations would rise and the grumbles would begin.

April Fools for the kopites

coyr
ynwa

Let's just hope he plays well and scores plenty.

Checked the score 1 0 after 8 mins. Nice. I'll check back at the end I expect us to put 5 or 6 past this rabble

*puts house deposit on Everton*

Cheers, Mike...

Barkley should be off for that...

Lucas on Holgate?

Fuck me, if you sent a player off every time one of these cunts rolled around there'd be 3 players left

Great goal... Neverton looking a bit clueless...