how about:
I went to the psychiatrist to see if they could help with my paranoia that i'm going to be hit in the crotch with a golf club when I'm not expecting it, I know its irrational but I'm worried it's going to drive me nuts.
can't tell if veiled threat for spoiling thread or legit attempt to make joke work (or both).
@6pt started
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how about:
I went to the psychiatrist to see if they could help with my paranoia that i'm going to be hit in the crotch with a golf club when I'm not expecting it, I know its irrational but I'm worried it's going to drive me nuts.