I confess...

I took a photo of the top of my head yesterday to check I wasn't going bald.

Pics...

Might get nob pics posted.

Looks fine to me, any dickpics?

Left some raw apple juice in a bottle beside my bed and it's started fermenting into cider, instead of doing something I've decided just run with it and drink whatever it ends up being when it stops.

I encased an apple in wax and left it on a windowsill for a few weeks once. When I picked it up it kind of exploded and smelt of cider but I'm a pussy so I didn't eat it. Don't be like me, having to live with the acute regret of what could have been.

Until last night I hadn't ridden fixed for a quarter of a year.

I once turned my flip flop rear round to see what fixed was like.

Instantly turned it back again.

Would you like to swap your flip flop rear for my single speed only rear?

Genuine offer, depending on wheel types etc...

Sorry, it's long gone.

I second that one...

Broken crank, busy.... good to be back? :)

Fucking awesome, but was enjoying it too much and had exercise induced asthma attack all night and still suffering today.

...ooops :/

It may be Fixie Overindulgence Syndrome.

Can only be cured by coming to the LFGSS party ;)

multiple apologies to my bike and gears for shitty changes, potholes bounced through: Hungover and hurting on CS7. Everyone talks to their bike yeah? (yeah? (yeah? (eh? (?))))

When I go to friends houses and they hang the toilet paper backwards I change it to the other way round.

Oh, I do that everywhere I go. Had to take a whole assemblage apart this week to do it.

Euph?

That's not a confession - it's a public service.

Me Too. This may be why.

I actually turn it the other way around.

I used to do it on purpose as it drove my housemate nuts.

Then it just became habit.

Didn't realise people did that. I guess I do live in a civilised part of the UK.

I bought a Wiggins jersey from Rapha sale section.

Not entirely sure this is the right place but current state probably helping current confession and in the absence of anywhere better to post this...

I confess that I haven't the healthiest relationship with alcohol.

I've just arrived home, having had a few pints after an alleycat having over indulged, there's no excuse.

I'm sure others I was out with will be in worse states than me but I'm not happy with my state and that's what matters I suppose.

I've tried tee-totalism in the past and not lasted much past the 9 month mark.

My biggest problem is probably that I fucking love beer!

Nowadays I manage to not get so fucked up that I can't get myself home but tonight, getting myself home was a +/- 10 mile ride in traffic whilst pretty out of it, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to see that I'm on the wrong end of the odds...

In my head I don't need to be completely dry but I wonder if there's any forumengers found themselves in similar positions and have some sage advice to impart to me?