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FujiRacer
Was at a party once where everyone crashed out in the living room. At one point we all wake up to shouting and arguing.
It turns out one of our fellow party fiends woke up only to find the door to the room blocked by bodies. Said party fiend desperately needed a shit but had no escape to the toilet, so in his eternal wisdom, he tried shitting in a sock in the corner.
Alas for him, there was someone cocooned in a sleeping bag pretty much underneath him as he unleashed a marmite brown deluge of stank ass shite on top of said sleeper, covering her in sticky arse goo.
She proceeded to flip her shit and chaos ensued as the guily sock filler shuffled around the room like a cornered animal with trousers around their ankles trying to find an escape as everyone truly rolled on the ground laughing.
Ahhhh..what a great start to a week long hangover.
@JBradnam thanks for the PM.