Have you ever shown up to a party, taken a massive shit on the living room floor, and then asked where the toilet is?
I went to a party once where someone did something similar. We never found out who it was, but everyone there knew each other reasonably well. People are strange.
Was at a party last year sometime where someone (not me, honest) shit in the middle of the bathroom floor, was lulz. I had to go back about a month later and fix a bike and was confused as to why I recognised the house for a good half an hour.
Have you ever shown up to a party, taken a massive shit on the living room floor, and then asked where the toilet is?