EC1 Collective

I don't know. I'm usually that miserable after the 20 or so close passes as I climb Ide. A piece of their carrot fudge cake usually puts the smile back though.

Fuck me. Who does lime green font on Twatter with blue/black colourway?

You really can't buy good taste. Or basic colour co-ordination for that matter.

Total commitment to the club jersey game too. Oh wait.

I saw this out in the wild this morning on the superhighway between St. Georges and Blackfriars!

You can't really tell from the picture, but the hubs are a bright electric blue colour and look awful. I almost took a picture...

#promuting

but seriously, it makes my eyes burn.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/25/brexit-fintech-exodus-begins-london-eu-luxembourg?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Tweet

Found them dithering down Priory Lane (outside Richmond Park) this morning, obviously no-one in club kit, just someone on the now functioning Cannondale.

Boring story I know but the dithering was highly irritating.

Dont they have overpaid jobs to go to?

#brexit

probably a bizzness meeting, the new golf, etc.

I bet all their headsets are fucked from cleaning their bastard bikes like they're fucking porsches every Sunday with a hosepipe and no idea.

Sorry
Mechanics what's spoiling your day >>>>>

they have their mechanics change the headset every monday

Your headset does not need to work for zwift sessions.

#3wperkg cafe break

^^ Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour - about 1.5 pounds a year

thats got to gum up a headset even when zwifting

Not sure where else to put this, I cringed when I saw it, especially the nicknames:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRqbyZOjNYl/

M8 it's called ban8er yeah?

Just a "Huggy Bear" away from being epic.

And the tags. Jesus wept

lol at that Flo90, like a 1200g wheel

Well it's not like there are any climbs in regent's park. Must be hell to spin that up every other minute after stopping for all the red lights though...

Also, how does one get the nickname toto, kingpin or raider?

I'm assuming babyface is one of those ironic nicknames.

Kingpin

Average MAMIL build, so an easily acquired nickname, I'd have thought.

babyface is Dan Coops of ELF