OT: PS3, hi-fi speakers, NES Classic Mini + Marathons, chrome threaded forks, bottle cages, pump, freewheel, bar tape

Having a clearout, stuff can be picked up from Lower Clapton (evenings/weekends) or Canary Wharf (weekdays). PMs are better than dibs.

SOLD Acoustic Energy Aegis One speakers with stands (black) SOLD

Pair of decent quality speakers with heavy (sand filled) stands. Well regarded speakers with a nice refined sound - former What Hi-fi? Best Buy. Only selling because we wanted wall mounted speakers. Owners manual for spec can be found here:
http://acoustic-energy.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/UM-Aegis-One.pdf
£30 SOLD

SOLD PS3 Super Slim 500Gb SOLD

SOLD Comes with one controller, PS3 remote, GTA V and Gran Turismo 5, plus all cables and original documentation. Everything in good condition and working well, the console itself has a few small scuffs (see pictures) but it's all good. GTA V is one of the best games ever IMO so crazy VFM at £35. SOLD

SOLD NES Classic Mini - BNIB SOLD

SOLD Brand new in box because I decided that as I hadn't played the originals I couldn't be arsed to learn them! Currently £100+ on Amazon and £70-90 on eBay and sold out everywhere at RRP, which is what I'm selling at. I'll also supply the receipt.
£50. SOLD

Pair of 32mm Schwalbe Marathon Originals (700c)

Bought for other half's bike, didn't fit, so unused and have never seen tarmac.
£25. £20.

SOLD Chrome threaded 700c fork with mudguard eyelets SOLD

SOLD Your standard chromed steel forks, with a 146mm steerer tube of which 47mm is threaded. Very shiny, one very tiny scuff/scratch on one leg which you'd really have to be looking for. Fork crown is lugged, repeat LUGGED.
**£15. ** SOLD

2 x Elite Custom Race bottle cages in black/white/Team Sky blue

Used but in very good condition. It's a terrible terrible time to be selling anything Team Sky branded frankly but think of them as black/white/gorgeous baby blue. Or you could take them to the Tour and throw them at Dave Brailsford people.
£7 £6 for the pair.

Shimano SF-MX30 freewheel, 17T - BNIB

What can I say? I don't know why I bought this because I don't have a singlespeed. WEIRD. Perfect for freewheeling. Brand new and unopened.
£16. £15.

Axiom Expand Air LX Gauge minipump

Bought this from a bike shop in Finland in case I got a puncture on a friend's bike, which I didn't, so I never used it. Presumed it would be crap but it telescopes right out, has a clever swivelling handle and a built in gauge - all in it's pretty natty. There also don't seem to be any UK stockists so you'll never have that embarrassing moment where you both whip out a pump and it's the same model.

I rode up the world's highest gravel ridge while carrying this pump. FACT.

£7. £6.

NOS Silva Nastritalia bar tape - BNIB

Jokers on eBay are asking crazy amounts for this stuff. Greedy, capitalist jokers. Traditional style bar tape available in a green reminiscent of the forests of your youth OR a light hot pink reminiscent of I'm not sure what exactly.
£5 each or two for £10. £8.

Your sale threads are a* for a good read.

Tempted to have that 17t freewheel even though I don't have a bike for it, just to keep the tradition alive.

Great photos, great prices, great range of items. Top marks.

And funnies!

You could build a bike around it, following in the footsteps of the brave. (@amey)

I'll take the green tape please

I'll take the NES mini

Pm'd

Damn. Should haven looked at this thread before the commute. I'll pm about the NES just in case it become free again.

PMed re ps3

i'll take the speakers please

2nd on the green, 3rds on the NES

Thanks all and to @pipwish and @Skülly for the nice comments! The humour was probably a result of being rather tired by the time I wrote that after dashing home from work to cut my wildflower meadow* in the last of the daylight then listing everything!

*not a euph although it's not big enough to be a meadow

I think I've replied to everyone's​ PMs but will logon again later this afternoon to check.

I'll go backup on the speakers

NES Classic, PS3, speakers and forks all sold.

Price drops on everything else!

Dibs mini pump please....