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Or, like a true fairweather fan, he's noticed Everton are doing okay so it's safe to support them again?

Pisti should start his own YouTube fan channel...

I would advise against it.

This table is interesting although it is largely a forward projection based on historic data and so cannot be perfect.

It seems it is no longer Liverpool's to lose. We will have to wait for next season for that.

If Arsenal capitalise on their 1% chance Piers Morgan will look a greater fool than he already does.

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Klopp needs to be questioned. As soon as I saw the team sheet with Lucas in defence I switched off all communication devices and went to bed. He cannot be infallible. I dunno what happened with Sakho but you don't treat your best defender like that and stick someone who is 5'7, cannot run or tackle in the heart of defence. He is making a mockery of us and his position needs questioning.
We are bottling it in more spectacular fashion than usual and I am glad I no longer give a fuck about it

You're making a mockery of you, Mike...

Manure will finish in the top four, no question about it...

There is no question of Loserpool finishing top 4. I will say 6th just ahead of Neverton

We've seen some very early bedwetting on here this season...

Mike will post his annual "spring is in the air" post soon, usually it's followed by a flounce until August.

Please don't do it Mike.

Klopp needs to be questioned.

And so it starts...

I think we are close to "next season is our season..." before the dafodils have bloomed.

Paging @Pistanator
Wayne Rooney would make Everton stronger, says Ronald Koeman

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/28/wayne-rooney-wanted-back-at-everton-make-team-stronger-ronald-koeman?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

*prays*

#tapsnose

Chelsea being knocked out the Champions league usually heralds the arrival of spring but alas that cannot be used as a marker this year.
I am already in flounce mode but this time it is more a learned helplessness and a complete resignation to our abject awfulness. I don't believe that even if there were infinite universes would Liverpool be winning a title in one of them such is my disillusion..

Wayne to Everton would be immense. Free transfer.

"I never really left Everton. It's always been in my heart/its a state of mind not a place you live"

Here's something to cheer you up Mike. And I love the way Phil Thompson is by-lined as 'Football Expert'

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11661/10642507/phil-thompson-looks-at-five-reasons-this-could-be-liverpools-season-to-win-the-premier-league?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Oh and

Hodgson to Leicester!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

Cunts deserve to go down now

I bet @Markyboy is THRILLED!!

Hahaha finally something to lift the gloom

Ha, give the man a cwisp.

Pardew was second choice!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Leicester bringing in Hodgson to punish Dwinkwater and Vawdy presumably