Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Ha!

^ banky?

Don't get it

That's no Moon

Don't be silly. Indiana jones just picked the wrong chalice thinking it was the holy grail and the ghostly knight templar behind him won his famous hat in the wager so he's pouting.

just got sent this by a retoucher applying for a job.

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That's some dedication to piss taking.

That's some of my best work... #gizzajob

Missing lens flair.

And staircase.

more applicants. more lols.

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What do you need? I know someone really good...

I couldn't afford you : )

36 'from above' food images poorly shot and lit need to look pretty by tomorrow morning.

had planned to do it myself last week but my inconsiderate wife went and had a baby and everything went to shit : )

If you get stuck check out Neale Hobday on LinkedIn... Miserable old git at times but amazing with Photoshop...

Appreciate that.

Send them to a sweatshop in Asia? Send to two just to be safe? Peopleperhour could work as well, I've found surprisingly good people there before

These are all from PPH - generally hate using it but desperate times etc. Actually think I may have a local solution but waiting for them to confirm. Have had a few samples back through PPH and all they've done is a quick push on exposure/sat etc- it would take me 15 minutes to do the lot like that in Lightroom - no blemish removal, smoothing of models hands etc.

This guy: https://www.lfgss.com/comments/13469135/ wanted 900 quid for a quick pass with curves. Best of luck to him :)

I'm sure I recognise both of those guys.

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Come and shop at your local ISIS retailer. Free beheading with £20 spend?