Football

If they had been able to play them all at the same time, they would have been hard to beat

Burnley are still owned by a few blokes from Burnley and the surrounding area, which I quite like. We're also debt free.

Nigel Clough turns down the Forest job. Sums up Fawaz's ownership of the club.

Who's in charge of scouting, David Blunkett?

Winning the spelling...

https://mobile.twitter.com/danbloom1/status/825823266900209666

Notts County news, Nolan has registered a new player. Kevin Nolan.

Looks like we've signed Ashley Westwood. Either on loan with a view to buy or for £5m. Not the most inspiring but will probably suit Dyche.

You'd have more luck with Vivienne Westwood

The biggest keks pisser is the fact we've actually received real life money for Oviedo and Darron Gibson!

£7.5m

SEVEN AND A HALF MILLION POUND STERLING!!!

Villa forums are pissing themselves. I'm not as against him as most, but uninspiring is about right. I presume what you're missing is someone to provide a telling 10 metre sideways pass?

We do need someone to replace David Jones who played that role. Is he also terribly one-footed, he'll need that to really replace him.

soon

Listening to talk sport, sounds like wormcleat is right, it's almost undeniable.

title decider ?

Not content with being rejected by Nigel Clough we're now trying to sign Zach Clough.

Arsenal 0-2 at home to Watford.

Bedwetters trophy is theirs too loose.

And a stunning freekick from Luiz gives Chelsea the lead.

Klopp out.

Hilarious free kick. Was it all legit though?

Also, please can we never again hear about anyone's cock fizzing? No one in the world ever needed to hear that or experience that mental image.

Mornin'... What have I missed?

Early night? Not a sniff of a Kopite anywhere... Great save...

We'll do well to hang onto this...

Arsenal Fan TV should be a belter a bit later innit Fam.

Come on Chels, late goal please...

Its great isn't it? Come on Kev. We really need some decent players. We've had 2 days of the transfer window to sign new players due to existing debts (since cleared, thank goodness). New owner has worked wonders. He's skint though unfortunately.

Fuck me, an away team getting a penalty at Anfield....in The Kop end?! Fuck me...love to see the all time stats on that