• Saw an inordinate number of people wearing helmets on the backs of their heads today. I don't understand why you'd put a helmet on like that.

    Also, the two-way cycle lane bit through and across Blackfriars is full of dickheads. The worst is people riding to the front of a red light at the bike lane bit, past everyone waiting patiently. They invariably pull away incredibly slowly, wobble around in front of people and almost always are wearing a helmet on the back of their head and a pair of rugby shorts. WTF?

  • Unprecedented cuntiness. Also dickheads who overtake into oncoming cyclists and/or without looking.

  • I think every rant i've had on here has included the words Blackfriars, dickheads and rugby shorts

  • Is it still a dick move if you're not wearing rugby shorts and pull away quick leaving everyone in your dust?

    Don't use that route but I do cross it several times a week to go to the gym. Recently saw a guy on a average-ish hybrid roll up on the right of someone on a Boardman Elite with full Di2. When the lights went he was clearly trying to overtake the Boardman guy, going full sprinter mode, and all I could think was "not in a month of sundays mate."

  • My dear wife, eager I think to impress me, took a ride on her xsmall Charge Plug around the houses. It hasn't been out much..... neither has she. Wore her helmet back to front all the way. Including helmet lights. If you see her please just pull over. N2 area.

  • Is is rude to shout something like "Oi, join the fucking queue, you dickhead."? Every single evening on my way home, my inner self tells me to do just this. That said, this doesn't annoy me half as much as a car, usually a white van or a black cab, blocking the bike lanes...

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