Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Chicken Sashimi is served in so many Yakitori joints in Tokyo. I tried it twice *, and it was easily the biggest mindfuck I have ever had eating food. Felt so so wrong.

Tasted amazing though, and I would definitely order it again.

* To be fair, the first time I didn't believe it would actually be raw chicken. I was wrong - it was literally a sliced up raw chicken breast.

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wtf

Hahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vftkq2pwuLk

https://www.facebook.com/KoreanBilly10/videos/675655095938734

Fantastic.

Liverpool Dialect is ace too

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01MS6FO50?ref=aw_sitb_digital-text

C'était juste une blague bro

just sayin...

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=DP1BW8Q8YG2MNTMVYY44

^ Top reviews, too.

Dickens. Tolstoy. Rowling. What do all three of these have in common? None of these writers have had the nerve, the skill, or the determination to take on the most difficult genre out there: dinosaur erotica.

Just discovered this author today. I feel he may be the real life Kilgore trout. I will be buying a book or two.

I have to recommend this most heartily. I was transfixed by the subtle arrangement of words into a tale of lust, so much so I struggled to read for more than say, 2-3 minutes at a time, often having to take short breaks between reads to recompose, arrange short expeditions to find edible berries, spear neighbour's dogs and clean up the Kindle

Such heartfelt!

Also loved
My girlfriend now has unrealistic expectations of me.

Bet she had a megasorearse.

#dadbants

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It was -31C here this morning, not including the wind chill, which is bullshit anyway.
#colderthanthou

In that case there is a 64°c difference between our two locations... Humidity is crazy, just cycled up to the shops and brought a backpack full of shopping home... I could feel the sun burning my forearms on the short ride back... 😓

jesus murphy.
Though we sometimes get there in July and August; variety is the spice of life et yada.