Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

This is brilliant

Bone apple tea.

Bone app the tea.

the emoticon just next to the like will be their face for the next 48hrs
although only the toilet bowl will get to see it

bonne de douche

But guys, E-coli is natural, yeah? So it must be good for you, yeah? I mean, people were really down on botulism for a long time but look at the amazing things it does in removing wrinkles. Being sick out of your anus for a few days is a small price to pay for immortality guys, please try to have a more open mind.

guise - it's porbably faek

Dunno, looks like real chicken to me.

http://europe.newsweek.com/chicken-sashimi-other-pink-meat-237734?rm=eu

Having had my own dual orifice fireworks experience following a meal at a renowned raw seafood restaurant in Italy, not a single fuck is being given to any of the hipster credentials of eating slimy uncooked anything. Nothing is worth puking and shitting for 48 hours, nothing.

Grilled to near charcoal please!

Much like me when I replaced my bathroom extractor fan without turning off the electricity.

I actually feel sick reading that article.

Fuck dat bru.

That's so 2016. Eating them alive is en vogue now!

I have had this and other raw chicken bits, marrow and cartilage in Japan once. The raw breast was really tasty. Free range chicken that hasn't been exposed to salmonella etc. is fine
They called it Yakitori I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rVZng-AnY

^ I really enjoy watching that guy's videos. All he does it sit there and film someone making food.

Accidentally had raw pork in Cuba once (euph). It was delicious.
Also had the worst food poisoning ever on the same trip from some microwaved rice. Can't remember about 2 days.

Reheated rice is supposed to be one of the worst things for food poisoning eva', but that's not a meme and it's not cracking anyone up...

Reheated rice is botulism central if you go on a food hygiene course.

It's all cool as long as you don't let it cool down for too long. Room temp then refrigerator, don't shit 'til you can't shit no more.

Reheating any food properly kills pretty much any food-borne bacteria. The problem with rice is the bacteria that inhabit it produce a heat-stable toxin, which is what gives you the food poisoning. Boring PSA over, back to the memes...

This is the only non racist rice meme I could find.

It's not really cracking me up at the moment.

Made me think of this^

well, that certainly explains his golden glow

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