Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Surely the Scots call it a Skoon

Only as it applies to the name of the village of Scone, nothing to do with the baked items (which we generally rhyme with 'gone').

you ACTUALLY mean rhyme with 'scone'

Sort-of scone (not scone) banter which is not cracking me up at the moment

Jam on top, cream is essentially the butter in this construction...

What are you talking about. The butter is the butter. Butter, then jam, the cream is a garnish, and should form 50% of the volume of the whole.

Fastest cake in the world?

Lotus Eclair?

Score. Knew I was saying it right.

Putting jam first is very village. Obviously best method is in the middle, though not everyone has the pressure I do.

Fastest cake in the world?

Scone in sixty seconds.

I want that sticker real bad.

My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:

He's dressed as a waiter pushing a dessert trolley. He alternately proffers an eclair and a scone:

Eclair.
Scone.
Eclair.
Scone.
Eclair.
Scone.
Eclair.

He throws the eclair over his shoulder.

S'gone.

still my fave of all the things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsiCOYexuk

And then he lost his job for using a mobile device whilst driving a bus. I hope.

TSlen does good meme dumps because he peppers the memes with a healthy dose of FAIL, which I have come to believe is VITAL for a meme dump to be considered successful.

Just butter. quarter inch thick

Marlon Brando there.

You live in Australia?

That's skoon topic got out of hand...

Maybe repost.

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More Cat x X-Files memes, plz.

^^ topmeme

Dont know why you shared a weird compressed and colourised version