• My favourite Tommy Cooper joke:

    He's dressed as a waiter pushing a dessert trolley. He alternately proffers an eclair and a scone:

    Eclair.
    Scone.
    Eclair.
    Scone.
    Eclair.
    Scone.
    Eclair.

    He throws the eclair over his shoulder.

    S'gone.

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