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"Make X Great Again" is quickly turning in to the new "Keep Calm and X Y"

Make criticism great again!

Definitely gone, not cone

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I was asking for that...

Doesn't gone rhyme with cone?

Map may be of relevance to @Velocio

I pronounce it 'Scone' if it has fruit in it, but 'Scone' for a plain one. Easy to tell them apart then.

Cheese ones I pronounce 'Scone' but that is just silly.

I say it properly.

Scone, not scone.

Wrong way round, sort yourself out.

There are bigger issues at stake here, like whether to put the jam on top of the cream or the cream on top of the jam.

Cream on top, always

you from oz?

Cheese or GTFO

Jam on top, cream is essentially the butter in this construction...

The only answer is cream on one half, jam on the other then sandwich.

I like to solve it by putting jam on one side, and cream on the other, so that the only bits you can hold the scone by are the edges.

Which half goes on top?

Eat two

http://britishfood.about.com/od/faq/f/Difference-Between-A-Cornish-And-Devon-Cream-Tea.htm

Neither. You put them together on their sides.

Surely the Scots call it a Skoon

is that a bao?

So if you pronounce it scone you eat it the right way round, but if you pronounce it scone then you eat it the wrong way round?

Nailed it

This is so crazy, it actually might work!

Blend the scone, jam and cream into a nutritious soup. Problem solved.