Football

Oh hai!
Seeing the new year hasn't changed your schtick!
Are you here all week? Should I try the veal?

Great result yesterday.
Poor City languishing all the way down there in fifth.

happy new year ls & gs.

time for the league to start now. shaping up to be pretty tasty

I saw WHU at home to Burnley. Both teams were terrible but still a lot better than Sunderland.

Was that really a red card?!

Uh-oh. Morano is on. That's that then

Mane is fucking braindead

The FA's directive to hand Chelsea the title in clear view today. The shortest break between games and a non-existent penalty. Well done. Lets see if Tottenham can pull their fingers out their arses and beat Chelsea for the first time in longer than anyone can remember.
Chelseas to lose

emre can lost us that game
he barely moved or broke out of a slow jog, a piss poor replacement for hendo
maddening

When you only have 10 mins between games its a difficult one to manage.
#conspiracy

Mike Dean is drunk

I thought it was Jones who dived in uncontrollably and was getting sent off. He didn't slide he was airborne and seemed to hurt his balls when he landed on the mushroom

Isn't Mike Dean a well documented United fan?

Liverpool play 7 times in January, that seems like a lot! Is it?
They were woeful today.

Stop whining like a bitch.

I don't see Boro or Leicester fans complaining. Or Southampton, who've had to play three games in six days.

He's been documented celebrating Spurs goals though!

Whatever, he's got that wrong........ruined the game, no matter what the result.....and I'm not a manc nor a happy hammer!

Errrr....are you pissed? He's a massive Kopite. Lives on the Wirral and claims to support Tranmere yet all his family are ST holders at Anfield

🤔😒🙄

So not happy at just being a terrible footballer, in his spare time I heard that Phil Jones does a bit of amateur dramatics

Fuck me, he should be ashamed of himself for that. If anything he shoulda been sent off

#cunt

Southampton lost all those games. My friend who is a Saints fan has been moaning.
It's rigged to favour certain teams. All teams should get the same breaks

I've just had to pinch myself

A Kopite whinging about favouritism?!?

*makes first horsepiss cocktail of the year

I thought you stopped caring about premier league?

No, just Everton...still like football

United gradually putting together a run of results and moving up the table.

They're still gonna finish 6th though

Zlatan is mint