Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

I see your Mad Max bike and raise you:

1. Satellite station for email and SOS.
   
2. Ham radio bay.
   
3. Trailer frame made out of steel. The cover is fibreglass covered cardboard. 2/3 of the space for camping equipment.
   
4. Battery bay with 30 amp hours of batteries (15 amp hours more at the Console).
   
5. Satellite station mainframe.
   
6. Solar panels (72 watts).
   
7. Antennae for ham radio, mobile phone and pager.
   
8. Removable briefcase with 10-watt solar panel lid and laptop computer inside.
   
9. Safety flasher.
   
10. Motion sensor for if people get within 3m (10ft) of the bike.
    
11. Stereo system, CD player and 150 CDs.
    
12. This side: Refrigerator. Other side: Computer with a 207mb HDD, CD-ROM and modem.
    
13. Brain Interface Unit (more below).
    
14. Dual waterproof speakers.
    
15. Map case.
    
16. Handlebar keyboard built into the grips using binary code.
    
17. 105-speed drivetrain.
    
18. Dual air horns.
    
19. Steering link.
    
20. Phone.
    
21. Console: Mac computer with 40mb HDD (graphics). IBM computer with 40mb HDD (CAD, mapping, satellite tracking). Toshiba laptop for typing while riding. GPS chip. Speech synthesis and recognition. 30-watt beam headlight. Fax machine and modem boards.
    http://www.cyclingabout.com/heaviest-touring-bike-ever-behemoth/
    
    

Recumbents are functional too right?