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@Scilly.Suffolk
You find yourself on a desert island with Clarkson, Hopkins and Liddle and no hope of rescue.
You have a gun, but only one round: what to do? The death of one, not outweighing the lives of the other two.
The Judgement of Solomon is to use the gun on yourself, right? Better pragmatism than purgatory.
But wait!
There's a third way: pistol whip them all to beyond an inch of their lives, your only regret being that the world will remain ignorant of the great service you have done it!
Then arrange them in a macabre Human Centipede and marvel at the speed with which vultures can strip a carcass.
#irony