I've never 'got'

Owning a dog.

Having an animal so dependent on you that you can't leave it anywhere alone, and you also have to pick up its shit in a carrier bag.

and Tom Waits

"Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as hog on ice"
"He runs a tidy little bookie shop and can't keep it in his pants"

People that don't like dogs.

@jeez hated dogs

says a lot

Both of these ^

I went into work the day after Cohen died and I wanted to kill myself as someone had put him on the office Spotify.

It didn't go down too well when I abruptly put on the new ATCQ album mid song

#caremuch

I've been attacked by dogs three times in my life. Not a fan.

Stop tying fireworks to them?

The first time I was playing with an Actionman, Great Dane decided both it and my hand were chew toys.
Second time, playing football. English Sheepdog knocked me down and bit me.
Third time, sledging. Unidentified dog bit through my coat and into my elbow. The owner offered my parents money not to report it.

i got attacked by a propeller once. not a fan

Crucial difference.

Do you bear any resemblance to your avatar?

Weren't you compelled to propell yourself away from it before it impelled itself in to your arm?

Feel free to dispel this.

I'm sorry, I had no idea.

I'll stop washing your clothes in dog food.

you sound like a cat person

they could choose a low maintenance pet with loads of self-respect.

Yeah, stick insects are cool.

And Fish - Goldfish

Goldfish

It's easy to have self-respect, when you have no memory of your past.

https://youtu.be/sjIFESt-hxw

I'll try to remember that in future.

Is there anything more depressing in life than seeing a queue out of the door of Pandora comprised mainly of 35 year olds wearing Superdry?

Being one of those 35 year olds?

@youramericanlover

Being one of those 35 year olds?

Oooh...Awkward...

That's fuckin low man

But funny