Football

I mean, that would never happen on here.

Because no one cares... #areyousayingyouremorecommittedthanme

I know, I made the decision a few months ago to 'take a back seat' RE Everton. Life's too short to be getting stressed about a load of cunts kicking a ball about. It was ruining my life and more importantly my family time.
I have been to one game all season and watched only one Everton game on TV...MOTD only once too

Lower league football is where it's at for me from now

Enfield Town are shit tho', it's all about the Hamlet, mate...

We've played them twice already, sadly yielding only 1 point.

Hamlet is full of posh middle class cunts so you'd fit right in

And a rabble of pissed up punk rockers... Who probably can't afford to live anywhere near there anymore...

I agree, the hipster lumberjack count is pretty high up there... Great beer tho', will try and get a game in when I'm over... I'll pop up on my Brompton... #partoftheproblem

Best beer I've had at a football ground in England is at Lewes FC.

So for Arsenal fans the main objective is to finish above Everton this season?

Blud called Stamford Bridge the library.

It's all ballet around here on a Saturday afternoon. Technically, I should be able to get over to hamlet but it never happens. And next year is never going to happen with class running from 2 pm. It's like theyre plotting against me.
#borrowingclivesparanoia

I'll stick to motd every now and then and reading the papers.

Oh dear. These are also the kind of knobs that drink in my local

Ok Clive. I think we all hope that to be the case but we all know it's utter horse shit

Two months ahead of schedule too

Wenger has reportedly agreed a new two year deal at Arsenal. They won't announce it this week though, for obvious reasons.

Oh ffs...

Long may his glorious reign continue.

Got to get him out blud.

Sissoko' tackle was deserving of a yellow card, but not a red. Yeah it's high and its late, but he's already realised the error of his ways and is pulling out of the attempt, as he catches the burnley player..
Yeah players have gone for similar but that doesn't mean he should have gone for that one.
We're still finding out attacking form, but it was a decent win, should have been more comfortable if we'd taken some of our better chances..

Your season's over, Corny... I'll buy you a consolation pint in March, we can drown our sorrows together...

YES!!

Oh do fuck off you droll knob

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I'm pretty sure that the rules disagree with that pov. Should have been a straight red.

that's the thing with Chelsea, fans have a small club mentality, still timidly expecting the sky to fall in, despite being unbeated in eleven games, and leading the league by 6 points, still believing you'll choke it all away, rather than assuming, you'll run away with it..

Looking forward to seeing how you explain away not winning the league this season, from such a position of strength...

that's why you have referees

Watching it live it looked like a borderline yellow/red. I haven't seen a replay of it yet but the BBC and various others seem to suggest that it should probably have been a red.