theft prevented

this morning at the companies bike shed:

Stood in there locking up my bike as this dodgy looking guy walks in. I've decided to just lock up and wait in front of the door for him to finish up, after a little while he came out saying he's gonna close the door as he needs to change, 2 mins later the door opened again, the guy was still wearing the same clothes so I started asking questions ( where do you work, what's your name ) I was even close to take a photo of him. Turns out he didn't have a key for the shed at all to I told him to gtfo and in case anything is missing later I'll call the police etc. This was the moment were he left, covered in sweat..

wanker..

Ha! Nice work!

What a grubby little scrote! Hope you waggled a d-lock at him in a menacing way!

Good job, where's your office?

What a grubby little scrote! Hope you waggled a d-lock at him in a menacing way!

I had locked up already, but I was thinking of it once or twice. ha

Good job, where's your office?

st. johns lane

Do you have a description, I work just down on Peters lane and it would be good to know what he looks like incase I see him eyeing up the many bikes nearby?

He's about 5.8, really short blondish hair, blue eyes. was wearing a red/silver sport jacket, jeans and black shoes. he had this new red mountain bike with him and a massive d lock, one of the kryptonite ones. he also had a wonderful essex accent.

hope this help.

ta

Was it Joey Essex?

Good work mister!

He's about 5.8, really short blondish hair, blue eyes. was wearing a red/silver sport jacket, jeans and black shoes. he had this new red mountain bike with him and a massive d lock, one of the kryptonite ones. he also had a wonderful essex accent.

hope this help.

Sure it wasn't a London accent?

Sure it wasn't a London accent?

could of been

Saw this marvellous theft prevention on a matte black commuter in the garage where I'm working.

Stay classy.

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Reminds me of the Hummercian on PBP: http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/tfr/images/IMG_0846.jpg

(A google image search of hummercian will provide an NSFW image of its owner)

Have a go heroes stop motorbike thieves in Soho.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/moment-heroic-bystanders-halt-thieves-bid-to-steal-40k-ducati-superbike-in-broad-daylight-in-soho-a3414021.html

amazing

They shoulda tolchocked the nasty fuckers and sat on them til the rozz arrived.

Guy who filmed it could have got a bit more involved.

Glad he didn't, would have been a messy video.

^ Exactly, guys that have the balls to do that in broad daylight in front of that many people, probably wouldn't have a problem using that grinder if they had to.

Saw these bolt cutters in Nunhead locked up next to the racks (!) - I completely bent them out of shape so they're unusable - I've not just got the wrong end of the stick and ruined someone's bolt cutters they use for a legitimate purpose though have I? 😅

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No. You did right. Nobody leaves bolt cutters out on the street.

Well done …. right dodgy round there ….. !