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No I just slept a lot. Probably the last thing you should do but seem to be OK now. Missus was bit taken aback waking up next to bloody pillows.
@Spxtz know if Bojo got done? Seen lots of photos of heroic looking firemen carrying old ladies today.
@Oliver Schick I don't really have earlobes so reduced ear snag risk/maximised aero gains, but yeah — I'm feeling fortunate that it wasn't worse ... what happens when an ear comes off ... sew it back on?
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3am special on Friday Night, Oxford St. / Tottenham Court Rd. Traffic stopped at lights, was filtering down the outside.
Cycle taxi attempts u-turn without looking or signalling. Cue sick skidz and expletives, next thing I know I'm INSIDE the back of the fucking taxi looking up at this cocksocket's stupid bemused face.
Caught my neck/shoulder on way in. Feeling lucky it wasn't worse.
Useyourfuckingeyes/10