Yeah, but can I be an MP for some shitty DIY party? Just to prove a point it would be funny if loads of people became faux MPs. Like people buying Public Carriage lics to avoid congestion or bus lane fines or whatever the fuck they were doing with them.
You could apply to represent The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
(the Official in the title made me smirk yesterday, I wonder what off-shoots they have...)
You can be a candidate - getting elected would be the obstacle to snoop-free status. Fringe party candidacy probably gets you more MI5 attention, rather than less.
Imagine being the IT guy for Boris when he goes to China.