EC1 Collective

gravelly shadow?

No gnarmac here, something closer in spirit to the System Six, God rest it's soul.

avoid the gravity shadow

I've never heard hippy's presence called that before

That's a centrifugal vs centripetal thing, no?

Gold, bitch. To be fair that was my first ever bar tape. I miss those days of making it crystal clear that I was a douchnözzle

Nothing changes.

Metrea is for the consumer who seeks sophisticated and timeless simplicity, for the consumer who seeks pleasure, passion and efficient transport in equal measure. It is cleverly designed convenience for the connoisseur. Metrea is the new face of urban sport for the urban minimalist. It occupies that gap between rapid road riding and city comfort components. The name itself is derived from the words Metropolitan and Real. These words are two of the key concepts behind the Urban Sports category. It’s the optimum balance of function and luxury, of practical satisfaction and material pride. It is designed to create a specialist urban sports bike for comfortable daily commuting. Its stylish components are built to cope with urban riding realities and a new 60° to 45° degree riding angle allows for responsive nimble handling and a comfortable posture.

Custom tailored #EC1Collective gruppo

and a new 60° to 45° degree riding angle allows for responsive nimble handling and a comfortable posture.

What does this bit mean?

Angle of torso.

So between -1 and -3 scoblebricks?

Yes.
Graphic seems to show positive scobes (!!!), which is about right.
Could also be interpreted in EC1 as 'the bigger the angle, the bigger the c*nt'.

a lone <45 degree pr*ck, in a sea of 60 degree c*nts...

Custom tailored

#bespoke

Urban Sport. Cycling for giants.

Urban Sport. Cycling for giants.

Urgh... do I have to?

Did lol.

and no. i'm not typing the fucking accented e either

Has greenhell hijacked your account? :)

Nope. But like he has a monopoly on grouchy around here. Pfft!

What a load of guff, but I must admit I do quite like the crankset.

Certainly better looking than Shimano's current output.

Edit: oh, it is Shimano.

Edit2: Jesus those bullhorn levers look fucking horrendous.

I'm out.

Metrea is for the consumer... for the consumer... for the connoisseur......for the urban minimalist.

Jesus Christ.

What does this bit mean?

Doesn't it mean being a bunch of MAMILs their backs aren't what they used to be so they're using more spacers?

Am I reading that wrong?

Lots of spacers + long top tube = aesthetic beauty

105 groupset and a belt sander=job done.

They are the same price as Ultegra. I wonder how they stand up.

So cycling really is the new golf, eh?