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Ooooof nasty. Hope it stiches up ok. And yeah you already know chicks dig scars

Apparently it won't scar because it's all on the soft tissue.

It's a bit better now:

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Remind me the last time the proper Everton team beat Liverpool?

Ouch! Heal fast.

P.S. You won't get injuries like that racing cyclocross.

Just saying.

Another meltdown lol. This is great entertainment

It'll buff out

Meltdown attacks innocent water bottle
https://my.mixtape.moe/ynzlin.mp4

heal fast and well tom.

and thanks for reminding me what I don't miss about Sunday league

wow, jose meltdownho went batshit crazy at pogba when he dived didn't he, couldn't hold back his rage at that horrible bit of cheating
wonder if he had words with the team in the dressing room afterwards to try nip that sort of thing in the bud

jose has more 000's of pounds of fines than he has points this season

#winningthefines

I think he will make an interesting case study for years to come when he is finally incarcerated in a secure unit.
Totally, totally lost the plot. I though Benitez was bad with his 'Facts rant' but this guy is something else

He kicked a drinks bottle in the heat of the moment ffs. It's not exactly crime of the century is it?

Bullshit media non-story to distract you away from what's really going on.

Are you telling me he has not lost the plot?

we all know meltdowns distraction tactics, he has been doing it for years now
we all know he's trying to take the sting out of the press over the most expensive squad ever assembled thats playing well below par

but he's making himself look a right arse over it, thats the bit worth poking fun at

just like we poke fun at donald trump

@mikec is always about the hot take..

Not sure I like the sound of that. Checks Urban Dictionary...

Horrendous news about Chapecoense Real.. Picture of players who didn't fly due to injury or suspension is heartbreaking.

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Horrific... RIP

very very sad indeed. RIP.

From one of their supporters on another site:

In 2009, Chape were playing in Série D, our fourth division; in 2012, Série C; in 2013, Série B; and reached the top-tier in 2014 for the first time after decades. This year, as Labinot mentioned, Chape qualified to the finals of Copa Sulamericana (our equivalent of the Europa League) beating quite big teams, doing an unbelievable campaign. A club that nearly no Brazilian had heard of, until 4 or 5 years ago; a club that almost all Brazilians learned to love and support, specially in this extraordinary situation, when Chape knocked out San Lorenzo in the semifinals.

Due to their small stadium, they couldn't play the final in Chapecó, so would have to find another city with a bigger stadium, Curitiba was chosen. I bought two Chape shirts and was ready to travel 358 km (222 miles) from my city to Curitiba, somewhere which I never stepped before, just to see Chape, maybe completing one of the most beautiful histories in world football, beating the Colombian giants Atlético Nacional, or, even if they didn't, it would already be awesome to make part of all this.

For some awkward reason, destiny didn't want any of that to happen. It didn't want that one of the loveliest clubs we have in Brazil reached its great glory. I'm not exaggerating if I say this is one of the worst days of my life. I nearly can't get to 5 consecutive minutes without crying and I don't even feel like stepping out of my house, you know? Just like losing a very close relative.

It warms my heart seeing the commotion from clubs and fans from all round the world. It makes me cry a whole new bucket of tears every time, but truly makes me feel better. Not only me but anyone else here.

Pistanator

It's in the blood 💪🏼💙

liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/foo­tball/football-news/ex-everton-striker-d­anny-cadamarteris-12234988

Hopefully there's a cream for that...

From the comments: "If he ends up following the same career path as his dad, then he better get his application form for tesco now !"

Oh and I don't follow Millwall?

https://youtu.be/Cy6peY0BWVE

Not sure, my scar from Wrexham is still on my lip...Chicks deffo dig it!

Rip all the victims of the plane crash.

so sad. RIP

well done ben woodburn liverpools youngest ever scorer beats little mickey owen

rip chapeco