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  • If a geezer kills you by ramming you off the road, how will you have his details saved on your little database? Unless you email it to yourself as you're riding along, you won't have yet recorded it...

    Unless you are insinuating that there is going to be some sort of repeat offence.

    Either way, it's all very odd behaviour.

    And to answer the guy who asked if I even cycle; yes, every day. In London. Couldn't even count the amount of cuntish drivers I've come across but I don't see the point in keeping a list.

    I assumed this place was full of cyclists who are somewhat normal, rather than these sanctimonious bellends riding around with go pros on their head shouting at other road users. It would appear I've misjudged it...

  • Congrats. You are a sanctimonious bellend writing stupid forum posts about other peoples actions which don't effect you. 10/10

  • affect 1/10 grammar

  • affect

    Zing! Try capital letters at the start of sentences if you're trying to criticise though.

  • Nope no need to if I can differentiate between a noun and verb. zing.

  • Plus that wasn't a sentence

  • Btw I'm just messing - I can't grammar for shit ;)

  • Yes, loved it, although I was there slightly later, 7-9 or so. Everything as normal north of Broadwick Street, darkness further south.

    A driver who went the wrong way along a one-way street was stopped by some police (who were seemingly going around with torches) and said he hadn't spotted the sign.

  • That's just an effectation.

  • If a geezer kills you by ramming you off the road, how will you have his details saved on your little database? Unless you email it to yourself as you're riding along, you won't have yet recorded it...

    hippy never gives up.

    And to answer the guy who asked if I even cycle; yes, every day. In London. Couldn't even count the amount of cuntish drivers I've come across but I don't see the point in keeping a list.

    This is LFGSS, of course you keep lists.

    I assumed this place was full of cyclists who are somewhat normal, rather than these sanctimonious bellends riding around with go pros on their head shouting at other road users. It would appear I've misjudged it...

    You must be new here. :)

  • You are a sanctimonious bellend writing stupid forum posts

    He'll fit right in. :)

  • Btw I'm just messing - I can't grammar for shit ;)

    cough Note also the missing apostrophe in 'other people's actions'.

    There should have been a comma before 'though' in croft's post.

    'Plus, that wasn't a sentence' was a sentence and should have had a full stop. :)

    (For the avoidance of doubt, none of this is worth correcting.)

    (I only find it fun to spot typos that create nice double meanings. These happen more often than one would expect.)

  • Are you the only person on this forum that does not want to be a cycling instructor?

  • I assumed this place was full of cyclists who are somewhat normal, rather than these sanctimonious bellends riding around with go pros on their head shouting at other road users. It would appear I've misjudged it...

    Sanctimonious bellends - Yep, no misjudgement.

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  • You might prefer CycleChat - that's full of people who hate uppity cyclists with their trying to improve conditions on the road attitudes.

  • My 'little database' or my last text messages containing the rego of a car trying to kill me. Hmm, let me think how that might help locate a culprit if I'm killed. Worked it out yet or do you need a diagram?

    The Volvo that tried just that had their rego texted to my missus after the first attempt. If they'd actually killed me on the second or third attempts, do you think my missus would've just forgotten about that message and do you think their rego might be a nice head start for the cops?

    "Unless you email it to yourself as you're riding along"

    Well done, you're a regular fuckin' genius.

    Very odd behaviour? So you're cool with someone using their car as a weapon to injure or kill cyclists but not cyclists taking the details of the driver's doing it? Nice bit of victim blaming, that.

    Go fuck yourself.

  • Agreed, I do this. My jazzy (make me look like I'm on Star Trek) bluetooth headphone bone conductor things connect to SIRI if I hold the button for a couple of seconds, so to note rego numbers takes all of 5 seconds.

    I don't understand what the whining is about over noting a car's registration number. Seems a little pathetic when there are so many other things to legitimately complain about. Mate, if you want to vent there is a clearly defined place to do it - Piers Morgan's Twitter feed.

  • If those bone conduction headphones make you look like you're in star trek, I fear you might be wearing them backwards :)

  • It's more the pointy ears that do it.

  • So you're riding along and txting on your phone yet complaining about the behaviour of erratic drivers?

    Irony not your strong point, flower?

  • Is that you Caleb, of the Fareham Wheelers?

  • Spent the ride home quietly muttering the word cunt under my breath at anyone who had a light I deemed as too bright/flashey/pulsey. Embankment superhighway is full of them. 7/10 would ride again.

  • Completely avoided CS2 and took the high road through Viccy Park and Cassland Road to get to the wilds of Leyton today. Soo much less stress! - even when filtering away from psycho lane changers trying to dive onto the A12. crispy autumn fun/10

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