This morning's commute and other commuting stories

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Shit on her bonnet, obvs.

And I'm weird? I was happily cycling to work until some bitch tried to use her car as a fucking weapon.

I'm sure someone in Russia already has the entire contents of the DVLA db on a machine somewhere.

"Weirdos". That is all.

Nah, I just lurk really.

Genuinely intrigued as to what you're going to do with your list though. I do hope it's not a literal list but unless you're the fucking rainman then quite frankly it must be.

Odd behaviour, just crack on with your day and let karma sort her out.

Basically, every time something bad enough happens that I want to report it to RoadSafe/police, like the other night some bloke took offense at me riding wide to avoid parked car doors and brake checked me before accelerating towards me in full rage (I hopped the curb then), I take their rego and email myself the rego and details I remember so I have a record of the incident and I can report them. I have a handy tag I use for all these reports, it begins with CUN and ends in T so they're easy to find.

As for cracking on with my day I've had one cunt in a Jag take three goes to try and run me over late one night so if I'm dead I want their fucking numberplates in a database or email somewhere so there might be a chance of finding them or prosecuting or something. If you're all fucking zen about cunts trying to injure you then that's fine, but I'm clearly not and if I could legally enact my own justice I would.

Spoken like a true hippy

Do you cycle at all?

Handlebar camera, read the reg out loud, send the footage off, hear fuck all. Move on.

Extra long commute to the arse end of Belfast Harbour for a course.

Lovely views over the lough/Lagan river (chilly lovely views) with frost and a light pink sunrise/sunset but as it was quite busy on the roads I didn't get much time to really take them in.

One close pass by an Audi (cunt), a van cutting in OK but their trailer dragged (saw it come) and cut in a little close. Nearly everyone was well behaved, shout out to the bus driver and the little white fiat for letting me on the roundabout.

Lol this morning, total bellend on my rear, clearzone blocked (as always...) so I was keen to let him overtake, he does so when a ped light goes red, cuts in too close but didn't hit me and the woman crossing shouts at me "ARE YOU OK THAT GUY NEARLY HIT YOU!!" :)

As for cracking on with my day I've had one cunt in a Jag take three goes to try and run me over late one night

I remember that one when you posted about it, that was proper attempted murder, one of the worst cases I've ever heard about.

My way is more aero.

Plus, reading driver's plates back to them is a nice little preventative if they're looking aggro.

Damn it, late to the party.
If had known earlier Hippy i could have save some of copius amount of shit that Norovirus (or lesser virus) has unleashed on me in the last 12 hours.

It's not Black Friday, it's very diffently Brown Friday

Sounds lovely. Maybe we can get some into small aerosol spraypacks for distributing 'karma'.

Grim. Get well soon, get the ORS into you :)

Sounds like the accidental path to the apocalypse :p

Anyone ride through the blackout in central last night about 5-6pm? It was EPIC

2 nights sleeping wrapped in newspaper in the recovery position with face in a bucket, one session in the shower firing on both cylinders which cleared most of it (easy to clean up too)

been drinking lots today. lost some weight :) bit extreme diet.

All i have to do is recover my bike so i can commute in again next week. So much for my long weekend off.

Mrs Superfly now started :(

The carnage continues.

Nothing to do with commuting really.

Like what happened to me, and now starting with the Mrs, this awesome thread has a slow build up then explodes.......

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/232324/

Have you thought about cycle training?

Yeah. It was very odd indeed.

Sounds a fun way to lose weight...or could you use your new found skill as some form of propulsion.

I was banging my way to a job with no time to stop and take a photo, so annoying as I had my full kit on me!

Not really. I already have a job.

Loved it, much excite