• Nah, I just lurk really.

    Genuinely intrigued as to what you're going to do with your list though. I do hope it's not a literal list but unless you're the fucking rainman then quite frankly it must be.

    Odd behaviour, just crack on with your day and let karma sort her out.

  • Basically, every time something bad enough happens that I want to report it to RoadSafe/police, like the other night some bloke took offense at me riding wide to avoid parked car doors and brake checked me before accelerating towards me in full rage (I hopped the curb then), I take their rego and email myself the rego and details I remember so I have a record of the incident and I can report them. I have a handy tag I use for all these reports, it begins with CUN and ends in T so they're easy to find.

    As for cracking on with my day I've had one cunt in a Jag take three goes to try and run me over late one night so if I'm dead I want their fucking numberplates in a database or email somewhere so there might be a chance of finding them or prosecuting or something. If you're all fucking zen about cunts trying to injure you then that's fine, but I'm clearly not and if I could legally enact my own justice I would.

  • Handlebar camera, read the reg out loud, send the footage off, hear fuck all. Move on.

  • As for cracking on with my day I've had one cunt in a Jag take three goes to try and run me over late one night

    I remember that one when you posted about it, that was proper attempted murder, one of the worst cases I've ever heard about.

  • Have you thought about cycle training?

  • If a geezer kills you by ramming you off the road, how will you have his details saved on your little database? Unless you email it to yourself as you're riding along, you won't have yet recorded it...

    Unless you are insinuating that there is going to be some sort of repeat offence.

    Either way, it's all very odd behaviour.

    And to answer the guy who asked if I even cycle; yes, every day. In London. Couldn't even count the amount of cuntish drivers I've come across but I don't see the point in keeping a list.

    I assumed this place was full of cyclists who are somewhat normal, rather than these sanctimonious bellends riding around with go pros on their head shouting at other road users. It would appear I've misjudged it...

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