• Are you new here?

    Shit on her bonnet, obvs.

    And I'm weird? I was happily cycling to work until some bitch tried to use her car as a fucking weapon.

  • Nah, I just lurk really.

    Genuinely intrigued as to what you're going to do with your list though. I do hope it's not a literal list but unless you're the fucking rainman then quite frankly it must be.

    Odd behaviour, just crack on with your day and let karma sort her out.

  • Basically, every time something bad enough happens that I want to report it to RoadSafe/police, like the other night some bloke took offense at me riding wide to avoid parked car doors and brake checked me before accelerating towards me in full rage (I hopped the curb then), I take their rego and email myself the rego and details I remember so I have a record of the incident and I can report them. I have a handy tag I use for all these reports, it begins with CUN and ends in T so they're easy to find.

    As for cracking on with my day I've had one cunt in a Jag take three goes to try and run me over late one night so if I'm dead I want their fucking numberplates in a database or email somewhere so there might be a chance of finding them or prosecuting or something. If you're all fucking zen about cunts trying to injure you then that's fine, but I'm clearly not and if I could legally enact my own justice I would.

  • Do you cycle at all?

  • Nah, I just lurk really.

    Probably for the best, eh.

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