Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Had a 5 minute did it/didn't it fall off dangly nugget situation this afternoon, was fucking tense tbh

the lie starts here

I worked

To be fair, it's the hardest job of my life. I used to wash up with ex-cons on probation. It was fucking brutal, 6pm to 2am. I was teetotal when I started. Two years later at 16 I was a total pisshead.

wow you get all the best jobs

Washing Up with Ex-Cons on Probation.

Monkey Tennis?

https://www.facebook.com/complexUK/videos/486750994868081/

If there was ever a reason to try hard in school.

i worked in a 5star hotel in egham back in the early 90s and one morning i caught the 200lb ginger breakfast chef plums deep in a side of smoked salmon in the walk-in fridge.

NEVER send anything back to the kitchen.

stay in school.

Sweet Ginger Salmon with Plum Sauce

your bits must be smelling for a week after that

He didn't work at Arborfield Garrison in the early eighties did he? I understand their rice pudding was creamier than Ambrosia.

French cuisine = food at its finest. One Pantalom des nimes to go, please.

one trouser dies, French jurisdiction to go?

#duolingo

stay in school ....... and learn how to cook for yourself is the moral of this page

https://instagram.com/p/BNORPbBgh5X/

gold

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Quality

I hope he hasn't smushed his brain. Not sure that is enjoyable to watch.

he just broke some bones

Is it someone you know?

no

Did I just watch someone die?