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No female ejaculation. That's gender discrimination, we should appeal to the ECHR.

Oh.

Fuck the world, it has all gone to shit.

my particular unnatural sex act preference is i happen to like being watched whilst im performing sex acts so i support this legislation 100%

I'm going to need a vpn

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I think the Tories may regret this. If they lose the support of wankers they are unelectable.

Is this the second time they've had a go at getting something like this passed? I have a vague memory of something similar during Cameron's rein of incompetence.

Maybe consider an exception for Trump fisting? He's only got little hands.

Female ejaculation isn't depraved. It's brilliant.

Yeah, the rules for the UK porn industry changed and banned things like face-sitting.

Apparently fucking the head of a dead pig is fair game though.

It's pee.

It most certainly is not.

Ok, it's pee+

Thank god we have a government that's tackling the big issues of the day.

Back to searching for grubby mags in the bushes then?

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Pretty sure it comes (arf) from a different hole...

Wasn't there a face-sitting protest outside Parliament.

Pics or it didn't happen

(Obvious response is obvious - I'll get my coat)

Hammond and May look absolutely fucked in this picture on the BBC homepage.

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They've got tough footsteps to follow

For some strange reason he always reminds me of Lewis Collins (not in that clip mind).

I have no idea who that is.

Not sure if this is what you were hoping for

No they don't

Ha! Wasn't expecting anything. But I did wonder how one might participate and not be arrested.

I have no idea who that is.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/23/niche-porn-sites-sex-spanking-website-videos-pornography

You can't "leave marks" if you spank someone. Welcome to May's Broken Britain.