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Last night, going to a late client meeting; heading south on Pitfield St, Audi cunt wagon (white) tries to pull out in front of me at the zebra crossing by Shoreditch Park. Naturally he's the one who is pissed off and I can see him start raging behind the wheel. I need to be somewhere, so I carry on past and get on my way.
Before I know what's happening he's making a close pass into the path of oncoming cyclists, all the while hurling abuse out his window at me across his scowling wife. Thought it might be rude to not speak when spoken to so give his window a little smack and called him out as the cock gobbling sociopath that he is. He then swerves in front of me and slams on his cunt brakes, causing me to skid into the back of his cunt car which then inexplicably caused me to put my fist through his his cunt rear light.
Bus stop people look confused. Cunt drives off. I'm late.