Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^ Don't care. Want!

+1.

Could do without the Hipster added tax though!

Horse and rabbit should be in every day.

New page failol

Luckily only two teeth were attacked and not his whole face.

Looks more like a Basic nativity than a Hipster one.

Glad someone called that out... bloody basics. Also quite provincial, just missing a "sleeve" tattoo.

Treat yo'self

Fuck it. They've commercialised Christmas and ruined it for everyone.

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Amazing

They are right about @gypoben too...

U wot m9?
Oh wait, seen it now. Very lol. Good one stumpy.

walking dead xmas jumper

My niece just posted this on Facebook. I have no idea if she's trolling or not.

She must be, it says only 20 secs on the microwave...

^ #inb4schick

yeah yeh

#deathhacks

its ok, the spoon will know not to get hot at the handle end

Should still wrap the handle end in foil to stop it overheating.

I worked at a restaurant for a time and one of the chefs was going out after work. He'd brought the jeans he was going to wear that night in to work but they'd been in the wash and they were still damp.
He'd heard about people drying their undies in the microwave so he folded up his jeans, set the industrial microwave for ten minutes, then left the room.
The fire alarm went off.
I heard screaming.
I ran into the part of the kitchen where French pastry chef worked and found him trying to drag the blazing jeans from the oven. He was screaming because the chef whose jeans were in the oven was about to chuck a bucket of water over the blazing industrial strength microwave oven.
We stopped him just in time.
And yes, he was sacked.

csb

😂😂😂😂😂

I'm currently sat on the pan at work and just laughed so that my last dangly nugget fell off