Katie Hopkins

No, Yodel....Royal Mail is too good for her...even second class

Is it lame though?

Yes. I guess it's not surprising you get these comments though, as a majority of people would bring back the death penalty.

Kill them all.

Cor, it's all getting a bit vitriolic in this thread. Serious! I feel wishing death on someone's quite harsh. But then, people is people. She is a bit silly.

I hope Hopkins goes to Harvester. Fills-up on her main course. Only to realise the salad bar was free and unlimited. Later...

I hope she changes to a shorter queue in the supermarket, then watches all the people who were behind her in the first queue get served before she does, and then she can't find anther trolley to plug into to get her £1 coin back, and then she gets home and she's forgotten the milk, and then she dies.

Burn! Best one yet...

Maybe dying after her weekly shop's a tad harsh? However, she could have a heart condition, or some such debilitating thing. She probably shops at Tesco anyway... Deserved.

I hope she gets her jaw dislocated in a scuffle over a telly on blackfriday and can't broadcast her bile for a while

I hope that in the moment before her untimely death she has an epiphany and realises what a complete cunt she is and as she breathes her last she changes for the better.
Then her family have her cryogenically preserved only to be brought back to life 200 years later and for her to find the whole world is rammed full of cunts like she had been.

i hope she sits down to a plate of line caught fish , digests and realises they forgot one hook which is now lodged in her sphincter

I hope her arsehole transplant rejects her.

hook, line and sphincter

I hope she makes a nice cup of coffee with the last of her beans, then gets door knocked by charity fundraisers who keep her talking so long the coffee goes cold.

I hope she uses up her Pact delivery on Monday.

i hope she applies for membership to the ec1 collective, and her application is successful

fin

1 more....Id like to see her on that beach with the racing snakes...............up to her neck in sand
...give those iguanas a chance !

They'd just stand to attention and wait for her command.

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/801365831280160768

best answer: a condom and a time machine

Perhaps had she had another life experience/parents/the daily hail and Scum didn't exist, we also would not be here.

If she dies/changes her mind another vehemently unpleasant person may take her place as the environment that encourages this cuntery is not changed. Perhaps we are giving her too much importance by wishing non-existing on her?

I still hope her shower goes cold when she's about to rinse her hair though and then it turns out she ran out of gas and has to go to the shop in freezing weather to top up her gas card while soap runs into her eyes cos I'm not a saint and a little schadenfreude is OK :)

[her poor kids though blimey....it's worse for them don't you think?]

Or another sperm or egg or parents or... ;)

Remember the muslim family banned from Disneyland? Hopkins called them extremists, published a photo of their house:

We and Katie Hopkins apologise to the Mahmood family for the distress
and embarrassment caused and have agreed to pay them substantial
damages and their legal costs.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/dec/19/mail-pays-out-150k-to-muslim-family-over-katie-hopkins-column?CMP=share_btn_tw
Yes a true national treasure!!

They could use that £150k for making bombs now

The scumbag had to tweet an apology too and so did it at 0200 this morning and has spent today tweeting all manner of shite to try and bury it.